The real friendship day pledge
Written on 2:27 AM by Tushar
Tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Here's a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!
1. When you are sad . . . I'll get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) & help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile . . . I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared . . . I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried . . . I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick . . . stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. ...why? Because you're my true friend :)
Happy Friendship Day!
Thanks to Debu for the content:)
